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I wonder if angry people know about naps?
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
I never forget a breast, I mean face. I never forget a face.
Don`t act like your not impressed.
"No! Don`t go into the church! Nooo!" ... "Honey, what movie are you watching?" ... "Our wedding video."
This prefessor`s nuts. He keeps saying pie is square. I know better, pies are round, cakes are square!
I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don´t make eye contact while eating a banana.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn`t stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying.
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
Don`t mix Viagra with Iron Supplements. It will cause you to spin around and point north.
Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.