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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
Opposites attract, that’s the trouble with being awesome.
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
You can`t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Netflix is a lot like facebook in the way I just waste time scrolling and scoffing at things.
It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.
be smart, pretend to be stupid!