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Have you ever looked at your ex and wondered...WAS I drunk the whole time?
People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
Just once I`d like someone to call me "sir" without having to add "you need to calm down or we`re going to have to ask you to leave"
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
You are here: X
I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
Nothing ruins a perfectly good mood like reality.
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
“Grandbrother” sounds much cooler than uncle.
You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.
Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie is romantic but do it on a bus and the judge doesn`t agree.