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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
When I was your age, we drank water straight out of the sink.
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
There’s actually a thing called “Play Dates “ in 2018. In 1984 we called that “Going outside to play”
I`m gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
Are you supposed to get an email that says “HAHAHAHAHA” after signing up for Match.com?
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
Good thing I got a college degree I think as I put away the kid toys for the 49 billionth time
I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.