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We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
They should make an app that tells me how many Oreos I can eat for every mile I jog.
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
I don’t call it laying down anymore, I call it landscape mode.
Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
I hate when I`m admiring my good looks from a car`s window reflection and the people inside think I`m staring at them.
I just want you to be happy. And naked.
awesome collection!
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.