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A wise man once said nothing.
It`s so cold outside I had to put Jack in my Coke to keep it from freezing.
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
When one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.....
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
Does this couch Iām laying on make me look unmotivated?
Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
Well, I`m going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
I swear July only lasted like 3 minutes
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.