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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
I wish I would of asked if she believed in sex after marriage
I think most of my friends hang out with me to see what I’ll say next.
I don`t care if it`s a kidnapping/murder; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I`m 97% more likely to participate.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
I like people... From a distance.
The best thing about being single is all the sleeping around you can do…I can sleep all over my bed!
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
Listening to the voices in my head, I’ve concluded that they’re having more fun than me.
You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
A cop pulled me over and said ``Papers...`` So I said, ``Scissors, I win!`` and drove off like a boss!
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
I imagine some people are like...: `should I take the shower?...no...I`m taking the train today...`