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I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
my friends status was "standing on the edge of a cliff" ... so I poked him
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
If I`m guilty of anything it`s loving you too much. Oh and indecent exposure...I suppose trespassing too.
I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 lighters, $4.67 in change, condom box, empty flask, half an 1/8th, and a puppy.
Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.
It`s acceptable for someone to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as long as they still go to the gym, right? I`m asking for a friend...
I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo.