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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (he also had a pretty good summer too).
Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
I am dealing with it like an adult! Tonight I`m getting drunk!!!
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
OMG!! IT`S MONDAY ... What the f*ck do you think comes after Sunday, Sunday JR. ?
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
You don`t know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, and you take all the covers with you.
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?
There`s a thin line between "I should write a status about that" and "I should talk to my therapist about that"....