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So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don`t taste any different.
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
My sleep number is 151 ... Bacardi 151
What if I am sexy and I don`t know it?
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it`s probably just as well real lightsabers aren`t available yet.
Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.
You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.
you`re about as useless as a red light in grand theft auto
I`m getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I`ve been to in the last week that`s had "insufficient funds".