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People will do odd things to get even.
I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy.
True love doesn`t care about the look or size of your wallet, it`s all about what`s inside ..... the wallet.
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can`t remember the lyrics.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
I`m kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you`ll cry.
After joining Facebook, my TV became radio.
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
I never let anyone see me eat junk food. Not because I`m afraid they will judge me. I just don`t want to share.
To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.