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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I’m not falling for that.
How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
You can`t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Lord, help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.
Today is national bring your flask to work day. I just made it up. Tell the others...
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of itself.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken`s booty and think..."I`m gonna eat that!"
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
It`s no fun having nothing to do, fun is having a lot to do and doing nothing.
I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?