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Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they`re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
Im pretty sure that my shrink this week mumbled "this is pure gold" under his breath
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
I didn`t want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach the cookies.
Attention fuels immaturity
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
Who`s further now, the Energizer Bunny or Voyager 1?
Every time I stop making bad decisions, I get more and more boring.
Ever talk to someone so stupid you can hear them misspelling words?
I have a pornographic memory... Go ahead and get naked, I`ll remember you.
Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
If he remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs