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I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
I can tell you nice things but they`ll all be about me.
Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
You know your old when your back goes out more than you do.
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
Who am I calling stupid?? Good question.... What`s your name?!
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
My new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone`s having a party
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, but now that I’m married with kids I think the male mantis gets off easy.
You´re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!