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The best nicknames are the ones people don`t know they have.
Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
"..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
If "Cops" has taught me anything it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces, they`re nothing but trouble...
What is it about a car that makes people think we can`t see them pick their nose?
Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both.