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I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere.
My first mistake was thinking she couldn`t hit a moving target.
Attention fuels immaturity
When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much.
The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.