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The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
Don`t under estimate me... unless you`re trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
"Cannot connect to network. Reset your wireless router." "Umm, okay, but what if my router is in my neighbour`s house? Should I call him?"
I taught my wife everything she knows about male stupidity.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
When your boss says "You need help", he never means a hitman.
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.