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Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
I`m not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.
The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That`s where I come in.
I saw a book titled Learning To Read For Dummies. At first I thought that sounded insulting, but then I realized anybody who would be insulted by that title wouldn`t even know what it says.
Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.
Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you`re really clingy and annoying
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about