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Just when you think you have the answer a woman will be there to change the question.
So in between the 4 seconds that I missed your call and managed to call ya back, you`ve fallen off the face of the earth?
Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil?
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
If I`ve offended you in the past, please accept my apology, and shove it up your a$$.
Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma`am? Me: No, I`m just dizzy b/c I`m having a heavy flow day. It`s really clotty and... Cop: You`re free to go.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw.
It´s never to late to be happy
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
When setting the table, does the remote go to the left or the right of the dinner plate?