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Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better.
If it`s true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
Two Best Advices For Safe Life : 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ... 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..
What does lolz mean...Laugh out loud zebras?
So I was thinking... since the kids get the Easter bunny, why shouldn`t I expect a visit from a Playboy bunny today?
How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
I`d rather be someone`s shot of whiskey than everyone`s cup of tea.