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It`s a good thing farting isn`t as contagious as yawning.
Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
Would stiff nipples be a good name for my air conditioning company?
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Depression is just your body`s way of saying it needs more orgasms.
“We don`t lick people!” - Lies adults tell kids
Every member of my family is polite & courteous which I why our pantry has 17 boxes of cookies that contain exactly one remaining cookie
Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT
What idiot called him Alexander Graham Bell instead of Lord of the Rings
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Maybe don`t show me a picture if you don`t want me to rate your baby.
I threw a shotgun shell at my daughter`s date. ..then I told him it`s much faster after 11pm
You seem awesome. I can`t wait to find out what I hate about you.