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Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet as long as I don`t eat anything else today and tomorrow.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
The key to any successful marriage is separate TVs.
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it`s in walking distance.
Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?