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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I`ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
Whenever I read: "Do not exceed recommended dose" I always think, "Challenge accepted!"
Nothing screams "I don`t care about being on time for work" like hopping on Facebook first thing in the morning.
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
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Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep, but once a month, it`s shark week.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
If flying is really so safe, then why is it called the `terminal`?
Firemen must dread the moment when they`re done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.