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Why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways?
Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
If you allow your pets to roam free in our neighborhood, I`m gonna put party hats on em. This is non-negotiable.
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
Sometimes it would be nice if the world had an off switch.
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.
Sometimes I ask myself why do I stay up so late? Then I tell myself it`s none of my damn business.