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How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
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I always tell new hires, don`t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you`re ass
If u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)
My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
It`s a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt a$$ is around 24 seconds ..
Dance like no one´s going to put it on YouTube.
I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
Tieam... problem solved