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Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Marriage is for quitters
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels