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In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather ... but there are no cows.
The bat signal seems pretty useless if they need Batman during the day.
I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
"Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
I have a black belt in leather
I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 lighters, $4.67 in change, condom box, empty flask, half an 1/8th, and a puppy.
Don`t talk about yourself so much... we`ll do that when you leave.
It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.