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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
Today I will kick a$$, and make dreams happen...but first, Coffee.
I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
I haven’t lived paycheck to paycheck since my last paycheck.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.