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2 words, 1 finger.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
I`m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.
"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child.
i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
If listening to stupid people burned calories, I`d be a supermodel.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things.
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of itself.
When you "pretend speak" to someone in the background while ordering takeout so that the restaurant doesn`t judge your big order for one.
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.