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So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
If I drank, I`d have a lot funnier status updates on Facebook than I do now. Well, at least I`d think they were funnier.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
Nothing is more heartbreaking than unappreciated sarcasm!
My door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...