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Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
I decided to tell the kids that Santa is made up but nighttime home invasions are very real.
Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 7 am is sexy... Then yeah, I`m your guy.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away
Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
How old do I have to be when I can start pulling in front of cars without looking?
Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. It`s true... The less I see of someone, the more I like them!
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.