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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat.
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting. I nearly couldn`t finish my sandwich.
Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
Let`s be honest. The only reason you listen to your voice-mail messages is to make the stupid icon disappear
The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.
Just got done putting up all the garage sale signs. Hope the neighbor appreciates how much work I put into their surprise garage sale.
How long does it take to get obsessed?
You must be a parking ticket or something for the word FINE is written all over you.