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I need my decision making privileges taken away.
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
Last night I went out drinking with some high school friends. About 2 hours into it they were like..."dude, shouldn`t you be hanging out with people your own age?"
Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman, it doesn`t matter if its Visa or Mastercard.
I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.
Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!
Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”
I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you`re talking about BABIES?
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"
Sorry, Mr. Homeless Guy, here’s the story. I’m in college. I work part time and I can only support one of our alcohol problems.
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?