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Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn`t just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
I bet if the movie "mirrors" releases part 3, the 1st victim will die while trying to take a selfie
The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I`m done picking my nose, I`m gonna smile and wave.
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I`m like, that`s so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I`m more fun than I actually am
You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
You could pleasure me just by walking away.
So... Where does one obtain minions?
No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...