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Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
If by sexy you mean me licking the donut icing off my fingers then yes I can be damn sexy.
Calm down ... Take a deep breath and hold it for about 30 minutes.
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
Plot twist: WebMD says you`re just thirsty
Please tell me I’m not the only one who opens up their Hershey Kisses ever so gently so that the foil doesn’t tear.
Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing.
There are two key elements to success. 1) Never tell anyone everything you know.
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of crap.
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn`t seem so bad now.
When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
~WARNING~ I will more than likely offend you at some point in time