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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing.
I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
If you stop at a yellow light I`m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can`t carry 23 items in my arms through the store.
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
I don`t think stupid people understand how much effort goes into not punching them in the face
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
My Wife says I talk while I sleep..........but I`m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I should be ashamed of myself. Lets be clear, I`m not. But I should be.
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.