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Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
Since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
Only 3 things can make me run. When someone yells, "Fire", "Free beer" or "The free beer is on fire”
I´m (insert your name) BITCHES!!!! Deal with that.
My life is a movie. One of those movies where most of the people start leaving right in the middle of it.
My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit?
If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...
Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn`t be allowed to leave Wal Mart.