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OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
Once again I`ve woken up without super powers. Sigh
Some people see a glass as half empty. Some see a glass as half full. Most need to get a life & do something besides stare at glasses.
"Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
It`s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it`s that only 10% of people use their brains.
According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, "neighborhood watch" isn`t what I thought it was.
I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
“Is it food time yet?” = The summarization of most of my thoughts.