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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
I wish I would of asked if she believed in sex after marriage
Does all this status updating make my ego look fat?
On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss.
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?