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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
Sh!t`s spiraling out of control and I`m all like "wheeeee."
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor.
I have a fear of elevators, but I have an even greater fear of exercise.
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long.
If you`re crazy and you know it shake your meds...
It`s no fun if you have permission.