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Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
Do I have to wake up? I just woke up yesterday.
Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
Remember if you ask me to put sun lotion on your back, I am definitely drawing something dirty while I`m back there.
You should probably take everything I say with a grain of salt. And lime. And shot of tequila.
exactly how long is a cotton picking minute.
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It`s not hard.
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven`t pooped it out yet ... Really scared now!
To be honest, I´m just fishing for compliments tonight.
I have always been suspicious of Wendy`s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.