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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
Call me a hoarder if you want but don`t come crying to me when you need a 3 foot tall stack of mayonnaise jar labels.
It`s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
After midnight, clowns aren`t funny.
My roommate is going on a date tonight.. He said he`s convinced she IS coming home with him.. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters.. Now we wait..
I was fighting with this guy over who`s lazier. I let him win.
"They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears
Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
Born free. Now, Iām expensive.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.