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I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
Reminiscing isn’t as fun as it used to be.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I`m fine.
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.
Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
No one has ever been in an empty room.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know…like Thursday.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.