Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop.
I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
All my friends are getting married and having kids or getting really good at video games.
I had a doctors appointment today. He said I was normal! See? I told you!!!
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
If a cannibal is late for dinner, do they give him the cold shoulder?
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
It takes so much self control for me not to write, "you sure about that?" under Facebook engagement announcements.
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.
I don`t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.