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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
Worry: a waste of imagination.
Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
I hate hanging out with MC Hammer, he never let`s me touch anything.
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
"I`d hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.