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I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
Here`s how I gained 27lbs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying.
Stop complaining about being single on Valentine`s Day. We have bigger problems in this world. Like why McDonald`s doesn`t serve breakfast after 10.30
If you ever disappeared while hiking, Iād remain with the search party at least until it started raining.
If you answer the phone and say "Hello, you`re on the air." most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy
I`m not lazy, I just rest before I get tired
So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn`t believe that life gave me that lemon.
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?
People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh!t to yourself.