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Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a "Which Muppet Are You?" quiz.
Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.
If I could just make one thing very clear at this point ... I would.
When people ask how my childhood was, I say "Pretty good, so far."
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night!
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
If I ever post something on Social media sites that`s not funny or clever, That just means someone hacked my account, Just Saying!
Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg ;)