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Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
I`m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
Secretly replaced the bacon with beggin` strips. Let`s see if the customers notice.
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
Excuse me sir, where do you keep the "Whoomp"? Oh, there it is.
I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
Today`s subliminal thought is: …