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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Designated drivers just drive me to drink.
Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone`s mouth while they`re talking?
You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
Still haven`t answered my life`s calling... I`ve always just assumed it dialed the wrong number.
has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
I never give money to bums because a.) They probably make more money than I do. b.) They work from home. c.) They get to drink on the job.
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
There could be literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don`t even know it.
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night!