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If my statuses had a smell.. they would smell funny
If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
Dear who ever’s reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move.
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
The wifes exhausted as she`s had some hot steamy action lately, But at least the ironing basket is empty
Breaking News: Viagra shippment stolen... Cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.