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He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.
I`m not everyone`s cup of tea ... I`d rather be someone`s shot of tequila away.
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
Being clean and sober means i’ve showered and am heading to the liquor store.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
I like it when everyone posts on Facebook what they are cooking for diner...it makes my decision on who to drop in on so much easier.
There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.