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I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
When I become famous I`m not going to tell anyone.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
Yes, I talk to myself...Yes, I answer myself and Yes, I argue with myself....and the makeup sex is awesome.
I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.