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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
Sex, drugs, and candy crush all have one thing in common. It’s only an addiction if you start paying for it.
I may not be a veterinarian, but I know a horses a$$ when I meet one.
If tit for tat doesn`t mean flashing guys with tattoos, than I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name?
Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
I`d be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive.