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Wrapping these baby carrots in Tootsie Roll wrappers is exhausting but the payoff will be worth it come Halloween.
I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
I`m pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
It`s almost Valentines Day and I still don`t know what to get myself yet.
This Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
I`m single by choice. Not MY choice. But it`s still a choice
The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them? LOL
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!