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There’s a special place in Hell for people who call to see if you got their email!
Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
I`m on this great new diet called "sleep through breakfast"
I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
Why is there a Stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? There is a lot more traffic going to hell
I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
Dating Tip: If she hasn`t kissed you by the third date, she`s there for the food.
This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn`t work any better.
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.