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Late to bed and early to rise, makes me really tired and pissed off.
There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet ... I get hungry.
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it.
I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.
The only thing wrong with eary mornings is being awake.
I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store.... Today..!!
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and now I don`t know where the hell I am.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
be smart, pretend to be stupid!
People always ask me, where do I come up with my status`, do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.