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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me or just stand there freaking out about me being in your closet?
My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time, so I showed her pictures of me before we met.
People always get offended when you call their baby ugly, but they never understand that they`ve offended you by showing you an ugly baby.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry.
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
I hate when I`m wearing my apple bottoms jeans and I can`t find boots with the fur.
I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.
Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
Vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question :P
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle.